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10. Your passenger seat is on the National
Register of Historic Places.
9. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopie cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.
7. 15-Minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car 3 days.
6. Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club."
5. When you gas up, the attendant asks "Can I re-duct-tape that windshield for you?"
4. While waiting at a stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.
3. Keep losing dates on left turns.
2. Your gas gauge measures in cubits.
1. Traffic reporters starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
| Chris Parra | Tue Nov 19 8:20:05 2002 |
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